roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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