What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

woman's rights

Heskey time.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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