- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

im not food

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Knock knock Fuck off!

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What's 9+10 Ebola

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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