Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

whats green and lives in the water

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

alex is cool

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

the game

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Waffles ate my grandma

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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