-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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I was watching Fox news.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Anti Joke

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