What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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