Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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