How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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