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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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