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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Granny porn!

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Knock Knock Who's there

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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