Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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