- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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