What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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So a seal walks into a club.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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