why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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my penis

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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