- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

okay so theres this guy.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Knock Knock No solicitors

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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