- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

woman's rights

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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