Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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anus

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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