- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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