If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Anti Joke

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