man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Anti Joke

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