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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Yo Mama just died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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