To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

woman's rights

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Heskey time.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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