how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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whats green and lives in the water

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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