- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

whats green and lives in the water

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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