What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

will you like this joke my sources say no

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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