- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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