How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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