What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

I don't get it

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

i'm hard

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

alex is cool

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

the game

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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