Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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