What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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