- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

I don't get it

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Leave. Now.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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