Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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call me maybe.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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