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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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