Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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