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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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