Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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