- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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