What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

I'm homeless.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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