- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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