- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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