Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

whats green and lives in the water

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Okay, after this one then...

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