- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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