- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

race-car = rac-ecar

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

antonio has a penis head.lol

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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