- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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