Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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How about that airline food?

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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