- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??