- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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