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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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