- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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