Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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