- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

An Asian person drove home safely.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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