- Anti Joke

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust