whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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