- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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