- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

An Asian person drove home safely.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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