What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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