Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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A blind man walks into a library.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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