- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

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