Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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