what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Poker face

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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