How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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