Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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