- Anti Joke

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: starts to laugh Yeah...that's a funny cup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

whats green and lives in the water

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going