Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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learn. advance!

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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