- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

I have an idea! You leave.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

The cream, it is coming

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