- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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