"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Women's Rights..

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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