A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Turkeys are obese

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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David Cameron

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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woman's rights

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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