what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Women's rights

a black guy walks into a black bar

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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