- Anti Joke

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

my penis

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

I have an idea! You leave.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.