What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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