- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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