- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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