- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

when debbie meets downer

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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