my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Knock, Knock Come in

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

when debbie meets downer

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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