whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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