- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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nice tits.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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