- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

A blind man walks into a library.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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