- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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