What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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