- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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