- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Massie is a fatass

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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