- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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