- Anti Joke

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.