What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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The cream, it is coming

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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