- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

A blind man walks into a library.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Your adopted

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??