I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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