A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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