- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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