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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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