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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Poop

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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