- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Massie is a fatass

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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