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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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