- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Corn Muffins

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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