- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

We found a cure for cancer. Death

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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