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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Poop

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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