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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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