- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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