- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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