A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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