why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Sam Hengal.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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