How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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Sam Hengal.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Anti Joke

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