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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

why does the man appear fat he is

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Charlie Sheen

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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