- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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