- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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