How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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