- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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