Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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A man walked into a bar owch

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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