- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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