what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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