- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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