- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

the economy.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

1+1=2

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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