What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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