- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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