What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Urban ghettos

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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