What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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