Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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my egg roll

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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