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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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