- Anti Joke

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

A Chinese man fails a math test

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist