- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Urban ghettos

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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