How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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breasts

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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