What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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