- Anti Joke

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.