What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Fat? Jesse Z

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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