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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Christ is a conspiracy

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.