- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

How do you make the general public confused? ...

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Massie is a fatass

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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