- Anti Joke

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

The cream, it is coming