What stops a train? A missile

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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