- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What is funnier then 25 9/11

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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