- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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