How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Urban ghettos

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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