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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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