- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

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