- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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