- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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