- Anti Joke

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap