What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Thats what she said

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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