- Anti Joke

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.