You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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i had sex.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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quantum physics?

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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