- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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