A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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