- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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