What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Once upon a time, there was a boy. He was 12 years old. He is dad was rich from his business and so when it came time for his 12 year old boy to turn 13 he insisted on buying the boy whatever he wanted. He thought that the imagination of a 12 year old boy might in fact humour him, even if the cost of such a present reached the millions. He asked his son "Son, a very special day's coming up", his son smirked "I know Dad". "Well, what would you like?" asked the Dad. His son pondered for several seconds before replying, "honestly Dad, all I want it 12 Pink Ping Pong balls". The Dad, curious and a little disappointed asked "of course son, but why?". His son replied "I can;t say, I'd just like them for my birthday please". And so on his thirteenth birthday, he indeed received 12 Pink Ping Pong balls. His Dad thought nothing of it until next year, when he asked his son "what would you like for your birthday this year son? A new 82-inch Tv for you toilet, or how about a new jet?". His soon blew the hair out of his eyes and said, "Dad, all I want is room full of Pink Ping Pong balls". His dad again agreed but asked "why Pink Ping Pong balls son?". His son replied "I'll tell you when I get them". True to his word when the boy turned 14, he received a whole room full of Pink Ping Pong balls and his Dad asked him "now why did you want them son". But his son replied "I'll tell you next year". Rather reluctantly his Dad agreed. and then he died.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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