Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

my penis

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Stop procrastinating.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Waseem is a hard worker.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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