- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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