Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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