Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Neither have I

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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