- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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