- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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