What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

9/11 my birthday

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

kennah campion when she talks

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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